I forgot how unpleasant carpet burn is. And how often my elbow hits stuff.

I forgot how unpleasant carpet burn is. And how often my elbow hits stuff.

Anonymous said: Happy hump day BLUE EYES

Thank you ANONYMOUS

Meezer in his natural state.

Meezer in his natural state.

Anonymous said: Will u sit on my face?

Instructions unclear. Tits stuck in ceiling fan.

I got tired of the maudlin crap on the board in the guard room, so I added some Jack Handey. Much better.

I got tired of the maudlin crap on the board in the guard room, so I added some Jack Handey. Much better.

ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

(Source: elizabethoslen, via sparepartsandbrokenhearts)

relax-enjoythepain:

legalmexican:

why

gold.